Country Home

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That is a trailer house with fake logs glued to the exterior walls. The could put a large porch or a deck on that thing and it would look a whole lot friendlier. What's with the tiny porch? And 4 car garage? What if the car in the very front needs to be moved, does everyone have to go move their car for that to happen?

If you look closely you can see the neighbor's house. Let's look at that one instead of the trailer. I also noticed the huge barn in the distance. That neighbor must be more prosperous.

And what is that unpainted shack used for? There is a fence post standing alone in one of the pictures. It reminds me of the fence on Lost. Will you be zapped if you cross that invisible line? Like those dog collars? Cheaper than putting a lowjack on the kids, that's for sure.

Perfect view of the mountains. Their way of saying you are out in the middle of nowhere and cabin fever will be a way of life.

Imitation rough-hewed log walls on the interior. Interesting choice. But that upholstery. . . Really? The curtains are a pretty green. They are taking the deer head with them aren't they? What is that in the corner that looks like a pile of antlers? The carpet will have to go, the stains must be permanent since they are in the photo. Light over dining table. Need I say more?

A beer fridge next to the bed is needed to complete the "mans-man" bedroom. I bet it hasn't seen a woman in a long time.
Where are the sellers going to find another "rustic" house to live in with that furniture? I know a man who would sleep with his fishing poles if he was allowed to. I'm not showing him that picture, his envy would burn too hot.

I've always thought wood seats on porcelain toilets was a contradiction. Tiny, tiny bathroom. Where would you store any bathroom stuff, like extra toilet paper, towels, soap dish?

That second bedroom must be ultra small to have a picture taken from that angle. And since it is the only picture of it, I bet I'm right. The other bedroom doesn't look much bigger. Kind of like you have to crawl across the bed to get to the other side of the room. Claustrophobics' nightmare! Four bedrooms?! Are you kidding? I'm sure they meant they have four closets. Why else wouldn't there be pictures of the other two bedrooms and the other bathroom?

Do you want to get me started on the kitchen or can we just agree to tear it out altogether and get a new one. In the picture with the dining room in it you can see where the kitchen is placed. That is one SMALL trailer. Yeah, show me the moose's rear end, that sums up what I think of this house.

Lovely place for one person.